CALLING ALL HOOKERS!!!!!
Corey Helford Gallery presents Natalia Fabia’s Miss Hooker Pageant 2012
is now seeking contestants!!!!
Auditions/pageant meeting is THIS SUNDAY (2/26) at 2:30pm
at the Dragonfly
Please come if you think you got what it takes to be crowned THEE hooker of 2012!!!Unusual talents and oddities PLEASE APPLY!!!Hooker Beauty Pageant will be held on March 30th in Hollywood, CA. please contact Vanessa Moselle at missfortune13@mac.com or nataliafabia@yahoo.com if you are able to come.
LA WEEKLY write up of Miss Hooker Pageant 2010:
http://www.laweekly.com/2008-04-10/columns/tricks-aren-8217-t-for-kids/
Pageant bio & info: Los Angeles artist Natalia Fabia and Corey Helford Gallery are proud to present the Miss Hooker 2012 Beauty Pageant. The second of its kind, the pageant will showcase the fabulous hookers that Fabia paints – strong, independent and fierce females who turn their tricks with charm and talent. Fabia’s paintings come to life as the part burlesque performance and part improvised event celebrates an array of talent from fire burlesque dancing and dominatrix beating to the art of chugging beer.
A showcase of TALENT, beauty, brains and brawn, Miss Hooker 2012 features 10-12 contestants competing for the title, and the winning Hooker will be selected based on the following criteria:
Evening Gown: The Evening Gown competition highlights each contestant’s trademark style as they saunter down the aisle runway style in custom dresses.
Talent: The Talent category showcases each beauty’s hidden talents, unique skills and clever tricks.
Interview: The final three contestants face a question and answer session that will grill and thrill.
Natalia will also be doing a large painting of the newly crowned Miss Hooker!
Everyone is a hooker….
-Each contestant will receive a custom pair earrings.
-Contestants will be able to keep their pageant sashes…(Also Please start thinking of your hooker name for your sash)
Previous names include:
Miss Guided
Miss One Dolla No Holla
Miss Squirt
Miss Platinum Puss
Miss Behave
-Contestants will also receive other prizes.. (the prizes are GOOD!) we’ve got some amazing sponsors including Hairroin Salon and Bonsoir Bella Bikinis plus more!
Of course a grand prize and prizes for 1st and 2nd runner up..
Prizes will be revealed soon!!!! 🙂
-Fun photo shoots to come
-The winner gets crowned MISS HOOKER 2012! — the crown is a beautiful sparkling crown! ( the winner gets to keep it of course!)
-IT IS like a beauty pageant, there will be 2 main categories:
1 – Evening gown
2 – Talent
-This Pageant focuses mainly on the talent portion. Contestants will have 2-7 minutes to perform. Talent can be absolutely anything..from contortion, eating hot dogs, dancing, doing the limbo, ironing, breathing fire! singing, playing an instrument, free style walking, written word, doing hair! As long as you are confident and entertaining, it is all good!
-And of course there will be a Q & A (short easy fun questions, don’t worry!)
Four amazing (some celeb/artists/rocker) judges will decide which Hooker get’s the crown and a hilarious comedian host to be announced soon..
Basically it is FUN fun FUN!!!
You can view videos of the talent competition from the last pageant here:Pageant Video
Dragonfly Bar
6510 Santa Monica Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90038
Neighborhood: Hollywood
(323) 466-6111
www.thedragonfly.com
